My dad thinks I'm funny

blackcatula:

wigglytuffitout:

i feel so bad for the fedora

it started out as this great icon of feminism thanks to sarah berndhart and honestly a good hat (a good hat mind you not cheap shlock) does do wonders for making someone look dapper whether it be fedora or trilby (i slightly prefer trilbies)

and now it’s become shorthand for the very most obnoxious slime of society

i am sorry fedora. i am so sorry. humanity has failed you, you poor brave hat

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canaydian:

FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

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